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I am a graduate student in the process of earning a PhD in Physical Chemistry. I even get paid a little to go to school in return for what amounts to slave labor. I am currently lucky enough to be able to focus on my research. I started this site to make a little extra money on the side, after all slave labor doesn't pay much or leave a lot time for a second job.

Some of these products will have a point: To offend as many people as possible. Other products will just be things that I find funny or interesting. I hope you enjoy the selection and feel free to send me comments or suggestions. If you like my stuff send my links to as many people as possible and with a little luck I will see people wearing these around.

I feel very strongly about introducing children to science at a young age. There is a whole world out there for them to discover. To aid in this I have put up links to hobbies of mine, most of which can be done by children but still challenge adults!

If you don't find me funny, or just plain don't like me, at least check out my links page and consider donating to one of the charites I have linked to. They are all great causes!! Thank you.

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