RECIPE for: Kelly Schwark Designs
Cook time: 30-something years
Serving size: Family of four (two adults, one little girl and one calico cat.)
* 1 part SAHM/playmate
* 1 part Devoted/Loving Wife of nine years
* 1 part Artist Extraordinaire
* Dash of Red-hair for spice
* Slightly sweetened with TLC from loyal friends and family
For best results, use ingredients native to New York state. Mix all ingredients and let bake in the Hawaiian sun for four years. Remove mixture from the sun, and proceed to blanch all ingredients in Connecticut for an additional four years, and promptly return to New York. Soon you will have a beautiful mix of fine art, playful illustration and fresh new fun designs!