Neutralzona never saw it coming. One day you're standing there at the corner of First and Main Street USA when all of a sudden the sky turns from a Robin's egg blue to a multi-color EXTRAVAGANZA of hot and cold running color and with Extra Vaganza to boot! Then to top everything off a Martian Flying Saucer materializes out of thin air and just sits there staring at you right smack in the kisser. Do you freak? Do you not freak? Have space aliens invaded beautiful downtown Neutralzona or have they only invaded MJ12club*? If the answer to either of these questions comes up yes then what on Earth can ever be done about it? On Earth nothing can be done. However, in the Perpendicular Universe which is MJ12club* plenty can be done and I'm not Joshing. Do Martian Flying Saucers buzzing about bother you? Do they get in the way of all of the pretty colors? If this be the then to save Neutralzona you must first enter into the Customize It! zona of MJ12club*. It's a subsidiary of Neutralzona or maybe that's what "they" want you to believe. In any case click on the image TITLE Bar "Martian Flying Saucer MCC-4890 TW", then click on the word EDIT > Delete and the saucer and any aliens aboard are instantly turned into toasted Mars melons, "Neutralized" you could say. If you want them to come back, all you have to do is go outside and wave your flashlight all around into the sky, no mer weather it's day or night. The only alternative would be to click on the word REVERT but only if you're really sure you wanna. Delete it or let them live. It is your call. Now, to the colors, oh, the colors. There are twenty-six separate color swatch splotch images and one Martian Flying Saucer MCC-4890 TW image. You can copy and paste more of any or all of them. You now are aware of the fact that you can DELETE any or all of them at any time up until the time you press the final button, whichever button that is. So you're thinking that there just isn't enough color. If that's the case then you can click on the word EDIT > Background and select one of 125 other colors. You may NEED to delete some color images just so that you can see all the way down to the background. Create your own Custom ® Fitted™Hard Shell ! Your mission, should you choose to not be such a Plutonian used hot-rod salesman, woman, person, is to go straight to the design phase. Have your Phase Arrs ready at all times. Set your fashion phase adjustment knobs on Whistle! (There are two, twist them). On these Customizable Extra Vaganza Color Extravaganza Speck® Fitted™Hard Shell you get 26, count 'em, 26 color swatch splotches with which to play. Go figure. (If you could do the math, Shirley would not have to keep doing it.) This is, after all, your designer Speck® Fitted™Hard Shell i and you are the self-described designer and quite the crumber nuncher too I might add. You WANT a whole mess o' color with which to mess. Well here, you have a whole mess and three-quarters! You can make MILLIONS! Millions? Yes Millions. Golly Roger, you can make close to, but not exceed, an infinite possible number of different, beautiful and most importantly otherworldly designs, Worldly/otherworldly, it all depends on where you're coming from. It’s a perpendicular thing, you understand. And this is just one of several different examples of these How-To Do It Customizable Extra Vaganza Color Extravaganza Speck® Fitted™Hard Shell from which to begin your preliminary design stage. Although art is work, someone's gotta do it and it may as well be you. You do, however, get to play with Reds, Greens, Blues, Pinks, Yellows, Oranges, Purples, Black and other colors in between. All right! Each color swatch splotch resides on its own layer so you can be the color commentator, the commander/order barker, the coordinator, the composer, the designer, the moody artistic type. Go head-on into the Customize It! zone and there you can move, rotate, enlarge, reduce, copy and paste more of and/or even, dare I say it one more time, delete each color layer that you do not particularly care for, independently of the others. You can rearrange the order of the colors so that the colors you want on top are the colors that you want on top. Add your own images and/or text. Sign your name as the ARTIST or I say go for it, sign with the commander/order barker title. It's way cooler. How shweet. Try one of Zazzle's "Dangerous Type" fonts. Remember: Customize It! zone > Push a button, any button. See what happens. NO! NOT THAT BUTTON! Just kidding. All images were produced in Photoshop using an image of the Face on Mars. All of them except the Martian Flying Saucer MCC-4890 TW image which is a photograph of an actual saucer I built out of "stuff" I found at thrift stores. She measures about 18 and 3/8ths inches in diameter by about 9 inches tall I think. She's not here right now or I'd ask her. Image Courtesy: NASA/JPL/Caltech, oh, and the American taxpayer. Surf's Up! -_- No Drones -_- Bonini Beach Surfboards -_- Bonini Beach Surf Ace Street DX -_- MJ12CLUB.COM -_- http://www.Zazzle.com/MJ12club* -_- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2012 Marti J. Hughes; All rights reserved.