Tired of the hordes of darkness sticking you with their little pointy sticks? Getting smashed by rocks? Tree Limbs? The heavy bodies of your slain foes falling against you?! Well have no fear, with this armored clothing you'll not only be stylin'! You'll be armored!
***Note, apparel is made of cloth and printed with ink! No real armor! These wont protect you from the evil hordes! But your corpse sure will look great!***