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Before you ask... bumper stickers by ArmandAudrey

I was trying to have an intelligent conversation earlier today about the origins of the christian belief system, and this girl pipes in and tells me that "Jesus is real", because she thought I said "Jesus is a myth."

What I actually said was that the story of Jesus is a reinvention of the story of MITHRA. This was a Christian we're talking about, though. They're not known for being rational and minding their own business.

Anyway, maybe this item will save you, my dear customer, from a similar misunderstanding. Just preempt those bible-thumpers where they stand with this blunt message!

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Bumper Sticker

Make your car a reflection of you! Get your point across with this quality bumper sticker that will outlast heavy rain, intense sunlight, and the most severe of traffic jams.

11" x 3" – Large enough for any message.
Made from durable vinyl with a strong adhesive back.
Printed with water-resistant ink that won’t fade or run.
No minimum order.

Showcased in the Anti-religion store category in the community marketplace, this awesome "god" custom bumper sticker design was submitted by a very talented Seller named ArmandAudrey. With the name, “before you ask... bumper sticker”, this specific personalized bumper sticker represents just a tiny fraction of the many fabulous atheism bumper sticker designs that are offered for sale in the community marketplace. While ArmandAudrey correctly called this customizable bumper sticker as the “before you ask... bumper sticker”, you can find similar products if you search for the tags, "atheism", "atheist", and "god". Without a doubt, you'll surely find the perfect custom bumper sticker in a flash.

Reproduced using advanced-grade printing technology, this bumper sticker will turn out alarmingly sublime with ArmandAudrey’s atheism composition. H2O-resistant and fade-defiant, this bumper sticker is uncommonly adaptable. Invest in the decal displayed above, or try viewing other Anti-religion designs in the Zazzle search results. Anywhere you use it, this paganism bumper sticker will look marvelous and unmistakably make ArmandAudrey's before you ask... design a good way to get your thought across.

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Before you ask...

I was trying to have an intelligent conversation earlier today about the origins of the christian belief system, and this girl pipes in and tells me that "Jesus is real", because she thought I said "Jesus is a myth."

What I actually said was that the story of Jesus is a reinvention of the story of MITHRA. This was a Christian we're talking about, though. They're not known for being rational and minding their own business.

Anyway, maybe this item will save you, my dear customer, from a similar misunderstanding. Just preempt those bible-thumpers where they stand with this blunt message!

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