Shush it is only a rumor blondes don’t break wind they poof and sometimes just go piffle…no way blondes fart toooo…big time. Even if they pretend that they don’t fart, natural blondes and those unnatural blondes are always fart’n around with their so superior follicles with the seduction of that easy breezy shaking of their blonde locks and self confidence…with an old expression of “my farts don’t stink!…they just scent the atmosphere” they are snooty flatulists…OMG!!! Ever wonder who invented the thong it was a blonde no need guessing why…piffle poof. Ever wonder who put the blonde in the blonde jokes…yeah blondes…duh!!!! Oh well blondes are always getting their way and never ever get caught in a crowd when someone farts it is always someone else…right? “You…blondes fart too!!!!!” It is time to out the blonde flatulists and don’t pull their finger….aren’t you sooo glad you’re not a blonde!!!!