Seriously, what a dick. He so totally caused an offshore oil explosion on a giant floating industrial machine owned and operated by a British company.
Then, he didn't have the common decency to snap his big black fingers to bring around the flying monkeys that sprinkle magical pixie dust on the spill and teleport it to Bin Laden's house in Iraq.
Must be his apathetic nature brought about by his ethnicity, everyone knows it's just a simple matter of "gettin' er done!" Being that it's an engeneering issue, it's right up his alley... being the engeneer in chief and all. In contrast, we have Katrina-which was a humanitarian issue. Clearly there's nothing the president could have done about a humanitarian issue involving civic policy... with american citizen's lives in the balance.
Bush was a rootin' tootin' hero!