Sorry, Ladies. No Women need seriously apply. Your rich white male Republican overlords just aren't that into you as serious Presidential candidates. You've been marginalized in favor of Teabagger Alpha Males and the best you can hope for is a decorative position on the ticket as Vice-President. Design has two of the top female candidates, Bachmann and Palin with a red X through their names and the words "Two more victims of the Republican War On Women."