Campus Crusade for Cthulu. blue picture of cthulu with caption reading "campus crusade for Cthulu. Parody of the Campus Crusade, an organization that tries to recruit college students and indigenous peoples into their religion. Make it obvious, yet subtle, that you don't believe their mythology by drawing a parallel between their mythology and that of an ancient religion. Both are equally absurd when viewed from without. You are an atheist. Let it be known.