Welcome!

Depress your friends, impress your undertaker with these award-winning logos and darkly funny slogans from Bert & Bud's Vintage Coffins -- a real company that makes real custom-designed, hand-made wooden coffins.

T-SHIRTS, SWEATSHIRTS, MOUSE PADS, NOTE CARDS, POST CARDS, STAMPS, AND MUGS

Choose from three slogans --
"don't be caught dead without one"
"we put the fun back in funeral"
"think INside the box"

Visit Bert & Bud's Vintage Coffins at www.vintagecoffins.com.