Shakespeare said, "Let's kill all the lawyers!"
But then what would we do with them? Here at Dead Lawyer™ Products, we provide the answer.
From the pages of the popular cartoon book, "What to do with a Dead Lawyer" (Amazon.com), Dead Lawyer™ Products presents irreverent, unimaginable and implausible comic depictions of formerly fully functioning purveyors of jurisprudence, their earthly remains put to farcical uses appropriate to their specialty, guaranteed, warrantied, certified, pledged, promised, insured, endorsed, averred and attested to appeal to the funny bone of every client, litigant, opposing party and adverse witness who was ever ensnared in the labyrinth of the law.
Call them funny. Call them humorous. Call them sick. Call them gross, revolting, perverse, warped, bent, macabre, twisted and bizarre. But how can you not love these wacky uses for those departed practitioners of the profession we love to hate!
Dead Lawyer™ Products make the perfect gift for family, friends, loved ones, co-workers, professionals, blue-collar workers, service providers, casual acquaintances, perfect strangers, or anyone on any occasion when you just want to say, "hope you have a chuckle"!
Collect them all and create your own full-service Dead Lawyer™ Law Firm!
Got something to say? Express yourself! Display it proudly with some flair. There are tons of options and styles to get the word out and flaunt your stuff. Choose from an untold amount of designs and templates or start from scratch. Sometimes the simplest ideas and products can make the most magical sentiments.
Flair is forged in one of our state-of-the-art facilities in San Jose, California. We use quite literally the most cutting-edge digital printing technologies in the world in order to offer the highest quality, greatest breadth of options, and fastest turnaround.
We're pretty proud to be manufacturing right in the heart of Silicon Valley and we hope you love our products as much as we love making them for you.