Changeable Captions:

Inside left: "We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us."

Inside right:"When GOD had made the earth and sky, the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals and the birds and bees. And when His work was finished and not one was quite the same, He said "I'll walk this earth of mine and give each one a name". And so He traveled land and sea and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it's strength was spent. When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said: "Dear Lord, there's no name left for me!". The Father smiled and softly said, "I've left you to then end, I've turned my own name back to front and called you "DOG", my friend."

The closing of "Happy Holidays" may also be changed, along with adding personalized names.