You don't have to be a grandparent to laugh at this retirement gag gift that says 'The early bird gets the worm... but I'd much rather have eggs'.

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5" x 7"

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card for free.

5" x 7" (portrait) or 7" x 5" (landscape)
Choose from six paper types and nine colors
High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
Each invitation comes with a white envelope
Additional sizes available
Postage rate for this size invitation (up to 1 oz) is $0.46

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Your party invites, announcements and promotional materials will have a crisp professional look on this smooth, vibrant, matte, 110lb cover-weight paper. Contains 50% recycled content (10% post-consumer and 40% pre-consumer waste).

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Early Bird Retirement Humor Invitations

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$2.90

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Size:5" x 7"

$2.90

Paper Type:Basic

Your party invites, announcements and promotional materials will have a crisp professional look on this smooth, vibrant, matte, 110lb cover-weight paper. Contains 50% recycled content (10% post-consumer and 40% pre-consumer waste).