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Size: Greeting Card
<p>Keep in touch with Zazzle custom greeting cards. Customize all parts of this folded card &ndash; inside and out, front and back &ndash; for free!</p>
  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait) or 7" x 5" (landscape).
  • Printed on ultra-heavyweight (120 lb.) card stock with a gloss finish.
  • Each card comes with a white envelope.
  • No minimum order.
  • May be available on Note Card size
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note this product has multiple customizable design areas:
    • Front: 5" x 7" (portrait) or 7" x 5" (landscape).
    • Inside (top/left): 5" x 7" or 7" x 5" .
    • Inside (bottom/right): 5" x 7" or 7" x 5".
    • Back: 3" x 4" or 4" x 3".
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Even my dog knows you suck
Sometimes you don't want to be motivated. You just want to wallow in self-pity and dissatisfaction... In these times, you can depend on DiscourageMints to discourage you even further! DiscourageMints are a parody of the classic motivational posters that are so well-known for their trite platitudes and overused clichés. Instead of inspiration, DiscourageMints offer a serving of apathy with a side of cynicism. These demotivational designs pair artistic photography with pessimism to create the perfect balance of beauty and scorn. Demoralize your family at home or your office mates in the workplace with one of these unique pieces of art and realism. Or at the very least, you can acknowledge the depressing truth that life sucks. If you are tired of those insipid motivational posters found everywhere from boring boardrooms to overcrowded doctor's offices, try a DiscrougeMint today!
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Artwork designed by disgruntled_genius. Made by Zazzle Greeting Cards in San Jose, CA. Sold by Zazzle.
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Product ID: 137219396468402119
Made on: 6/27/2011 10:11 PM
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