Recipe, first take a leak, then grab the onions and cut them up in large chunks. Mix pears and grapes with a little oil, and serve it fresh to someone you don't like very much. While the choice of ingredients is odd, I'm sure a master chef would know just what to do with them, that said, if you do take a leak, be sure to wash your hands afterwards, you don't want onion in your eyes.
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