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Gingercide! Mouse Pad
by VectorSmith
Detective: What do we have here?
Sergeant: A probable gingercide. Preliminary forensics suggest the victim was already baked when it occurred, and that he was stabbed with a heart-shaped cookie cutter.
Detective: Geez!
Sergeant: Yeah, and that’s not all; apparently, the sick bastard ate the heart, leaving crumbs and spilled milk all over the place.
Detective: Well, that’s a first. Lets see if we can find out what kind of milk it is, and track down where it came from; could be that our killer made a fatal error. In the meantime, take the body in for an autopsy, but don’t start until I’m there… oh, and get some hot cocoa going, I have a feeling we have a long night ahead of us!
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Detective: What do we have here?
Sergeant: A probable gingercide. Preliminary forensics suggest the victim was already baked when it occurred, and that he was stabbed with a heart-shaped cookie cutter.
Detective: Geez!
Sergeant: Yeah, and that’s not all; apparently, the sick bastard ate the heart, leaving crumbs and spilled milk all over the place.
Detective: Well, that’s a first. Lets see if we can find out what kind of milk it is, and track down where it came from; could be that our killer made a fatal error. In the meantime, take the body in for an autopsy, but don’t start until I’m there… oh, and get some hot cocoa going, I have a feeling we have a long night ahead of us!
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VectorSmith (12/3/2007 4:49 PM)
Detective: What do we have here?
Sergeant: A probable gingercide. Preliminary forensics suggest the victim was already baked when it occurred, and that he was stabbed with a heart-shaped cookie cutter.
Detective: Geez!
Sergeant: Yeah, and that’s not all; apparently, the sick bastard ate the heart, leaving crumbs and spilled milk all over the place.
Detective: Well, that’s a first. Lets see if we can find out what kind of milk it is, and track down where it came from; could be that our killer made a fatal error. In the meantime, take the body in for an autopsy, but don’t start until I’m there… oh, and get some hot cocoa going, I have a feeling we have a long night ahead of us!
created by
VectorSmith (12/3/2007 4:49 PM)
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Nashiil said 8/24/2008
Hahaha!
That's really funny! I give it a 10!
fat_fa_tin said 7/1/2008
oOooooo i love this and your little story that goes with it....i love black humor..
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