Perfect for anything frosty cold or piping hot. See your drink peeking through your photos, images, or text designs. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Makes a unique gift. Get a set of two for you and a friend. Imported.
Gotta see a bear about a beer, namely one Fester Claus. ‘Tis the season to get beery and when this time o' year rolls around it's best to go sit on the lap of ol' Fester and read off your list. He loves hearing the names of beers he's long since forgotten and reminiscing 'bout good times spent pounding the suckers. He jumps at the chance to recommend an "upgrade" to your wish list and assures that the Claus Man will be able to DElivever. Ol' Fester Claus has a very special relationship with the breweries. They SMILE whenever they see ol' Fest scalin' the walls. They complained only once, that very first time but when Fester told them his life story they understood immediately why he has an aversion for front doors. Anyway, this year I do believe I have compiled a list that is going to bring a tear to Fester Claus's eye. It even contains a beer that is no longer brewed. Not only does the brewery no longer exist but neither does the country in which the brewery brewed. And brew they did in that there brewery, some of the finest pilsners you ever did hammer. Ol' Fester Claus is no doubt going to make up some tall tale about having to go see a man about some horse or something but I'm sure he's gonna lose it and dump me on the floor like the sack of potatoes that I am and signal his Fester's Helpers to run interference while he ducks behind his throne to compose himself. When Fester Claus arrives at my fridge early in the morning on the 25th to present me with what I know will be the finest selection of brews, well, he'll be greeted with a huge stack of his favorite pancakes, three dozen miniature chocolate donuts, a box of cheeseburgers to go and a frosty 40 ounce bottle of that very beer what you can't get no more and that I was savin' for just this kind of special occasion. I only hope they ain't too tremendous a amount o' damage when he sees that bottle and reads the note and he then frrreeeeeks out with joy. I sure hope you make arrangeminx to go see the Claus Man soon as possible like. You gots to stay up really late as oppose to get up real early like to make an appointmink for to get a chance to go sit on ol' Fester Claus's lap before all the tickets is snatched up. But I know you're gonna say that it were well worth it. Well, its gittin' late and, you know, gotta see a bear about a beer. I wish for you and yern a Beary Merry Christmas and a Happy Gnu Year! Or is it the year of the yak? I always git them two mixed up. Surf's Up! -_- No Drones -_- Bonini Beach Surfboards -_- Bonini Beach Surf Ace Street DX -_- MJ12CLUB.COM -_- http://www.Zazzle.com/MJ12club* -_- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J. Hughes; All rights reserved.