Abraham Lincoln, RN.  Ativan works better than...
All I want for Christmas is my two... mg of...
And then God said, "LET THERE BE NURSES!" (soon...
As an internist, I don't always order a lot of...
At my hospital we have the best irritation to...
Ativan.  Because I can.
Buddha, RN.  Peace comes from within Haldol...
Deck the Halls Text
Deck the halls with left heart failure.  La, la...
Diabetes.  Give it an inch and it will take a...
Doctoring is all about give and (appointment)...
For my New Year's resolution, I decided to be...
For my New Year's resolution, I decided to start..
For my New Year's resolution, I decided to...#2
For my New Year's resolution, I started running...
For my New Year's resolution, I started working...
For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to be...
For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to judge..
For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to try a..
For my New Year's resolution, I'm going...
God says to be generous.  That's why I gave 10...
Hark!  the herald angels sing, Glory to the...
HIPAA rules do not apply in bars.  If they did...
Hourly Rounds.  A shot of rum for me...  A shot...
I asked Santa for a melena free Christmas day...
I deserve a daycare differential for all the...
I don't always order Ativan.  But when I do...
I gave up hourly rounds in favor of hourly shots..
I get kicked, beaten, stabbed, spit on and...
I got Christmas presents for all my patients...
I got to pee three times today said no nurse ev...
I have a very low pain in my ass threshold...
I learned more in one week as a nurse than 4 ye...
I promise not to gossip at work today said no...
I took a personal sick and tired of being under...
I wonder if Santa wears CPAP.
If it looks like I'm staring into space...
I'm sorry sir, but we do not dispense medical...
In support of reduced nursing hours during low...
Isolation Protocol
It turns out nurses eat their young because the...
Jesus, RN.  Choose DNR when you're Dead 'N Ready..
Julius Caesar, RN.  I came.  I saw.  I gave...
Less is more.  Except for Ativan or Haldol...
Mama always said I should respond to hate with...
My ER is filled to the brim with acute exacerba...
My experience as a nurse has taught me to laugh...
My floor has the best anxiety to Ativan time...

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