Osama Bin Laden is dead. He may of been dead for years. He may of been reported or referred to as dead by no less than 8 people in the last 10 years before Obama announced his death on Sunday, May 1st, 2011. He may of been kept on ice when he died, to be pulled out to save President Bush with his horrible polling numbers, but he didn't need him. He may of been pulled out to save Obama's horrible polling numbers (he totally does need him!) He may of died of kidney failure shortly after 9/11. The guy who's portrayed him since to keep him fresh in our minds may not look anything like him. There may be fake pics of his dead body, pics that have been floating around for years. He may of been dumped into the ocean 12 hours after he was killed, so nobody else could perform an independent autopsy on him, thus having really nothing other than the government's word that he's dead, which accounts for squat - he may not of been killed at all Sunday and it's all a complete hoax for all we know. That all may or may not be true, but at least this chapter in CIA assets can be put to rest for good. Well, no need for the TSA anymore, I guess, right? Riiiiight????!?