HITCH-SLAP! (Part One: The Quickening) Refrigerator Magnet
From the urban dictionary:
HITCH-SLAP: The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith".
EXAMPLE: Christopher just hitchslapped Ned Flanders again when he tried to use the circular reasoning as proof that his theory is true because the Bible supports it.