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I am Varmint Man. Beware of projectile varmints! Skateboard Deck
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Deck Type: 8½"

Whether you’re doing grinds on the half-pipe or kickflips in the street, this competition shaped board has supreme pop! Our decks are made of the best quality hard-rock maple and with our one-of-a-kind printing process; you get the best skateboard available in the world.

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I am Varmint Man. Beware of projectile varmints! Skateboard Deck
The comic book world of Hurl hurtles through the dark matter of space-time so fast it would make you sick to your stomach. The good varmint men and women who live on the surface of this big wet ball of rock are well used to it. They know deep down in their innards that a new uneasy, queasy feeling is warning of something far more ominous. Through the spewing of spin, pointing of fingers, bad mouthing, and deceit a relatively small gang of bad, bad varmint conmen and women have turned good varmint men and women against their fellow varmint countrymen and women. They are seizing all power, property, and liberty, they say, for the good of all, especially for all of the little relative itties. V parties have formed overnight in ever increasing numbers in mega cities such as Puke, Ralph, and Yak, and throughout all the land. Good varmint men and women are standing up and vowing to fire them all and send them all packing. "These barfbags swore an oath to protect and defend the unalienable rights our creator endowed upon every varmint man and varmint woman and varmint ittie" one V-party person was overheard to say. "Among these rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of the happy Ness monster." We're still fact checking that last bit. Administration officials, who wish to remain anonymers, (as is usually the case), say they fear their party will be unmercifully crushed in the upcoming election. Some fear of being forever exiled to Bamzoom Moonalice. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2010 Marti J. Hughes
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I am Varmint Man. Beware of projectile varmints! Skateboard Deck

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Artwork designed by MJ12club. Made by Zazzle Skateboards in San Jose, CA. Sold by Zazzle.
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Product ID: 186622038352400590
Created on: 10/21/2010 2:54 PM
Reference: Guide Files