Care Instructions: Take shirt to nearest creek or stream, and with the image of Yelling Yelena face down, beat on a flat rock. Hold under water until thoroughly soaked and bubbles dissipate. Wring tightly until limp. To dry, hang on nearest line and beat with shovel. To iron, lay on aforementioned flat rock, this time with Yelena's image facing up, and beat with flat side of shovel. Always follow these instructions and your Yelling Yelena shirt will give you many years of shovel-whacking pleasure.