Honestly, I'm only in the T Shirt Business for two reasons; to make you laugh and to make a buck.

A little about my career.. I've been into graphic design since I was in 7th grade, with PSP 8 as my current weapon of choice. Eh, it gets the job done. I'll make just about anything that I find humorous, so that narrows it down to making fun of politicians, religious figures, 1337 nerds, teenaged girls, music, TV, and movies.


To simplify things, I made a few rules:

1. Please don't be an Asshole. If my stuff offends you, kindly go away; I'm not forcing anyone view this page.

2. Don't steal my Art. I made it, you didn't so I'm the one who should get paid.

3. Just buy my crap.










Now I'm going to make a list of things I like, and things I don't like.

LIKES:
Maddox
People who buy my shirts [AND PAY FOR THEM]
The interweb
Sara, Tom, Lisa, Amanda, Laura.. The Circle.
People who give me ideas for new shirts
Comedy central
Fan clubs [for myself]
Worshipers
Chocolate [not substitutable for money though]

DISLIKES:
Meanies :'-(
Liars
Cheaters
People who don't understand satire
Latin [it's DEAD for a reason!]
PEOPLE WHO ORDER SHIRTS FROM ME AND DO NOT PAY!!!11
Teeny boppers/script kiddies
People who write bad poetry
People who say "Hey! Are you part Asian?!" [I AM FUCKING NOT ASIAN GAAAAHHHHH!!]