Farm fresh eggs, pulled from the chicken just this morning. You can't get them like this in suburbia unless you own chickens, and if you did that, everyone would hate you for the noise. But it's ok, you can tell my chickens aren't as noisy as your leaf blower, and then of course you can throw a fresh egg at them because your armed.
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