Censusville, Utah. A Mrs. Olive Branch has today made the startling claim that her ancestors were aliens from another planet.
“I have spent the best part of twenty years trying to track down my great, great, great grandparents,” explains a bewildered looking Olive. “I've searched church records, census returns, passenger lists and goodness knows what else! I can only conclude that they were aliens!”
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