My most powerful superpower is making people cry greeting card
Welcome to the Disgruntled Genius where HR stands for Humor Resources! Meet the angriest person you will ever meet: The Angry Monkey! The Angry Monkey says everything you think to yourself and wish you could say out loud. Now the Angry Monkey is going to make your job better by helping you tell your boss and coworkers exactly what you think of them. And it will even take the blame when someone runs to human resources. Just tell them, "The monkey made me say it."