Outrageous Fortune Tattered Flag Tankard Beer Stein

The only bad thing about this 18oz tankard with the forlorn, tattered flag of the Outrageous Fortune slapped on its side is that it will almost certainly be empty more often than it's full. Just try to be sure that you're the one emptying it as often and rapidly as possible, and soon you will be as strong and handsome as all the pirates around you, and anything will be possible. The next morning, when harsh reality sets in, fill and drain the Outrageous Fortune Tattered Flag Coffee Mug, then start the cycle all over again. Drink up, me hearties.