Phartoonian Free Press putting the yellow into yellow tabloid journalism. Riveting exposés the first issue of Phartoonian Free Press delves into Marge the snassler heartbreaking just heartbreaking addiction to snassling the girl just can’t help it the dishes pile up the kids are left to fend for themselves…just read all about it find out…NOW! The twelve step get addicted to snassle will leave you mesmerized and you’ll click to click. Clickford will reveal his lighting speed technique of click to click and why a big fan club means nothing clubbers you will never get comments from but it is fun to have a big club and a big clicking finger too find out…NOW! The “MAN” makes offers so outrages so out of reality why they are clicking unbelievable, good read too, he is the “MAN” find out…NOW! Trying to promote your dog gallery and can’t figure out why cats are out the bag find out…NOW!!!! Phartoonian Free Press will keep you clicking and you will click to click ‘cause you like to click nothing like a click to keep your click clicking. Cheery Weasel-Beaver resident artist and journalist will probe and investigate and give you insider tips find out…NOW! Cheery Weasel-Beaver her artwork will soon be hitting the snassle gallery with esthetically charged art something to behold you will click and even make comments. Cheery was studying to be a….you will just have to wait for the next issue of Phartoonian Free Press. Start your clickers’ clickers’. Disclaimer this is a spoof but if the shoe fits it must be your size or someone else’s shoe and that is not hygienic so laugh…snassler. April fools but if you don’t get clicking now someone is getting the clicks you deserve find out…NOW! I have to repeat this “Disclaimer this is a spoof but if the shoe fits it must be your size or someone else’s shoe and that is not hygienic so laugh…snassler.” Would you believe it, some people think it is all about them at Phartoonian Free Press our motto is “why bother” or “get a life buy it or rent it.” One more time “Disclaimer this is a spoof but if the shoe fits it must be your size or someone else’s shoe and that is not hygienic so laugh…snassler.” Get clicking…NOW!