You!!!!...It is that birthday time again (poop) and the same old same old gotta get a card (double poop) and a thoughtful present (triple poop) and then singing the song “happy blah blah blah and many more” and they blow their bad breath all over the cake and can’t blow all the candles out…yuck yucky (quad triple poop!!!). So send out this postcard to let people know it is time for the little birthday party for the Runt announce the time and place and bring bags of coal and you don't have to sing if you really don't want to...and eating the cake is optional and it is OK!!!! to ask for pie…Happy Birthday you little Runt…poop!!!!!