The idea for this shirt came about when my friends Sage and Helen and I decided we really needed a shirt to wear to parties so we'd be left alone. (Why don't we all just hang out with each other? Because one of us lives in the USA, another in Canada, and another in the UK. Not exactly convenient!) So, for all the other misanthropes who find themselves beset by gregarious individuals at parties they'd been pressured into attending: here's looking at you.