Read My Lips, No Nude Exes Galaxy SIII Cases
That's it. End of discussion. This is already being taped, you know, and broadcast out onto the internets so you may as well leave right now. No, you cannot come in and put something on. You should have thought about that contingency before you decided to pull this little stunt, and I do mean little. Bye, I'm closing the door now. Say hello to the nice police officers. Read My Lips, No Nude Exes! Plus Color EXTRAVAGANZAS with Extra Vaganza! An MJ12club* exclusive. You can keep the text I have provided or you may delete the TWELVE text layers and keep just the NINE Color Splotch Swatches, previously known as Swatch Splotches but I thought that name was a bit confusing. Huh? Create your own customizable Samsung Barely There Case-Mate brand phone case designed for the Samsung Galaxy S (T-Mobile Vibrant)! This case is a form-fitting, impact resistant, flexible, sleek and lightweight plastic shell of protection, while still providing access to all ports and buttons. On these Customizable Extra Vaganza Color Extravaganza Samsung Barely There Case-Mate brand phone case designed for the Samsung Galaxy S (T-Mobile Vibrant) you get 9, count 'em, 9 color splotch swatches with which to play, or in the case of ART, work. Go figure. This is, after all, a designer Customizable Extra Vaganza Color Extravaganza Samsung Barely There Case-Mate brand phone case designed for the Samsung Galaxy S (T-Mobile Vibrant) and you are the self-described customizer, and self-made I might add, and the cow girlish math whiz to boot. I may be way off on the cow girlish part. I do not know what compelled me to write that. It must be the Super Moon happening later on tonight or something. Anyway, you WANT a whole mess o' color with which to mess do you not? I will take that as a yes! Alternatively, as a No, I mean yes, whatever that means. I am a guy and so I am not allowed to know. Got it? Right! You can make MILLIONS! Millions? Yes Millions. Gwillikers, you can make close to, but not exceed, an infinite number of different, beautiful and most importantly MJ12club* perpendicular universe type possibly other-worldly designs, (perhaps they're some kind of import/export deals). This is just one of several of these How-To Do It Customizable Extra Vaganza Color Extravaganza Samsung Barely There Case-Mate brand phone case designed for the Samsung Galaxy S (T-Mobile Vibrant) from which to begin your preliminary design stage. You get to play with Reds, Pinks and Purples. Goody! Each color splotch swatch resides on its own layer so you can be the color commentator, the coordinator, the composer, customizer, and the artistically inclined type. Go head-on into the Customize It! zone and there you can move, rotate, enlarge, reduce, copy and paste more of and/or even, dare I say, delete each color layer that you do not particularly care for, independently of the others. You can rearrange the order of the colors so that the colors you want on top are the colors that you want on top. Click EDIT > Background and you can choose one of Zazzle's 125 other background colors to give your Customizable Personalize-able Custom Super Deluxe Premium Extra Vaganza Color Extravaganza Samsung Barely There Case-Mate brand phone case designed for the Samsung Galaxy S (T-Mobile Vibrant) that final artistically "you" touch. What was the question again? How shweet. Add your own images and/or text. Sign your name as "the ARTIST". Try one of Zazzle's "Dangerous Type" fonts or be different and try a font that is actually READABLE this time. Can you dig? I knew you could. I'd dig and my dog would likewise dig, if I had a dog, which I do not. I have a cat. Who ever knows with cats? Full disclosure, Laurence "Larry" Lightspeedster returned after having been gone for over a year so now I guess you could say I have two cats. They're always pulling one of their cat things on you, you know. Anyway, remember GOTO: Customize It! zone > Click on the TITLE BAR of one of the color splotch swatches. Then push a button, any button, like one of the directional arrows. See what happens. Or try this: Click on and drag one of the color splotch swatch title bars up or down the list of color title bars and then click the spin arrow one, two or three times. Four times will bring you right back where you started. On the other hand, just push buttons. Buttons, buttons, buttons. NO! NOT THAT BUTTON! Just kidding. What is a splotch swatch, you ask? A swatch splotch is a couple of words I came up with in a hurry to describe these amorphous splatterings of color on white backgrounds, the white of which can be turned transparent by the great Zazzle (First Nerd Deluxe) him or herself. These particular splotch swatches I made using the Face on Mars image. The resemblance is uncanny, don't you think? All images were produced in Photoshop using the famous July 25, 1976 Viking Orbiter 1 Image (35a72) of the Face on Mars. All of them except, that is, for the WWWhite Background color Image layer, which I have included either to confuse you or to make arranging the splotch swatch image layers just a little easier. This White layer is currently invisible but if you click on it's Title Bar, then on the little geary thingy deals and then uncheck the White, I mean UnWhite Check Box something really neato happens. On MARS, a day is twenty-five hours long. Have a nice one of them. In all eventualities, you thought dog days were long. Your dog is thinking to him or her self right about now that one of his or her dog days is equal to a week of your dog days so take your time but hurry up. I’m just kidding again. I made that up. I promised not to read dog minds and they appreciate it. Image Courtesy: NASA/JPL/Caltech, oh, and the American taxpayer. Please note: This case is not compatible with AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, or US Cellular Samsung phones. Weight: 0.025 ounces. Surf's Up! -_- No Drones -_- Bonini Beach Surfboards -_- Bonini Beach Surf Ace Street DX -_- MJ12CLUB.COM -_- http://www.Zazzle.com/MJ12club* -_- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2012 Marti J. Hughes; All rights reserved.