Salt and Battery, just hanging out, high-fiving cuz they get along so well together. Actually its a "Low" five. Salt is the one initiating the display of mutual agreement because his name comes first. Salt is the Alpha male while Battery usually goes along for the ride
In my defense I was not the first one to try and make a pun for Assault and Battery. I guess this is what they might call a Homonym, where two words sounf the same but mean different things. There are other Salt and Battery jokes on Zazzle. This is dry humor. As for my description it is banter, maybe that confused you.