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Santa Doesn't Exist Christmas Card
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Size: Greeting Card

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customized greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait) or 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Printed on ultra-heavy 120 lb. card stock with gloss finish
  • Matte finish inside for smudge-free writing
  • Add photos and text to all sides of this folded card at no extra charge
  • Standard white envelope included
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 3" x 4" (portrait) or 4" x 3" (landscape)
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Santa Doesn't Exist Christmas Card
Santa Claus is wondering why you're waiting at the window for him to come put toys under your tree? He's also curious why you murdered and dragged that filthy tree in the house, then hung shiny balls, bows and miniature Santas from it. Is that some sort of sick shrine? But, he's mostly concerned that you're hanging your ugly socks out in hopes that he'll put trinkets inside... He hopes you know that makes you look crazy. He thinks maybe it's just the eggnog, but he said if he sees you on the roof again with those tiny lightbulbs, or if you try to sit on him and ask for shit - he's calling the police!
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CyKosis Graphics
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Santa Doesn't Exist Christmas Card

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Product ID: 137081796845289364
Created on: 12/7/2011 2:32 PM
Rating: PG-13 Report this product
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