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Santa Doesn't Exist Christmas Card
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Santa Doesn't Exist Christmas Card
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Size: Greeting Card
<p>Keep in touch with Zazzle custom greeting cards. Customize all parts of this folded card &ndash; inside and out, front and back &ndash; for free!</p>
  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait) or 7" x 5" (landscape).
  • Printed on ultra-heavyweight (120 lb.) card stock with a gloss finish.
  • Each card comes with a white envelope.
  • No minimum order.
  • May be available on Note Card size
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note this product has multiple customizable design areas:
    • Front: 5" x 7" (portrait) or 7" x 5" (landscape).
    • Inside (top/left): 5" x 7" or 7" x 5" .
    • Inside (bottom/right): 5" x 7" or 7" x 5".
    • Back: 3" x 4" or 4" x 3".
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Santa Doesn't Exist Christmas
Santa Claus is wondering why you're waiting at the window for him to come put toys under your tree? He's also curious why you murdered and dragged that filthy tree in the house, then hung shiny balls, bows and miniature Santas from it. Is that some sort of sick shrine? But, he's mostly concerned that you're hanging your ugly socks out in hopes that he'll put trinkets inside... He hopes you know that makes you look crazy. He thinks maybe it's just the eggnog, but he said if he sees you on the roof again with those tiny lightbulbs, or if you try to sit on him and ask for shit - he's calling the police!
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CyKosis United States

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Santa Doesn't Exist Christmas Card

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Product ID: 137985037863026009
Made on: 12/7/2011 2:32 PM
Rating: PG-13 Report this product
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