Heads will turn when your handsome hound enters wearing this customized ringer Tee. Made from 100% combed ringspun baby-rib cotton for comfort. Has contrast-colored ribbed binding on the neck, leg holes and bottom seam. Double-needle stitched. For thicker-haired dogs, choose one size larger.
Shake My PAW and I'll Levinitize You a Great 1 Pet T Shirt
From sea to shining sea Dogface-Americans are signing up to become a part of the fast growing armed force of Levinitizers in order to combat the overwhelming backlog of demand to be Levinitized. Dogs want to do what they can for the Great 1 to relieve some of the pressure. They say they owe him one after all he's done for dogs and dog kind. Over the past few months they've networked through the National TeleDog Fire Hydrant System and have organized from the grass roots all the way up to the White House Dog, although he denies any knowledge of any such organization. It has been rumored that over half of the White House staff has been Levinitized, some willingly and others unwittingly. In California, Texas, and Florida and in all fifty states, in fact, new grunts are showing up in huge numbers to be sworn in. Once Deputized they are immediately dispatched wherever they may be needed and in California it would be easier to list where they are not needed. Big dogs, small dogs, it matters not. Each dog is a specialist in Levinitization Techniques when he or she completes the 3 hour training course. Some dogs have been credited with clearing whole rooms of pinko statists. Selflessly they fan out and cover the grounds of entire parks Levinitizing, one by one, the throngs of Liberty Loving Conservative Talk Radio Listeners who literally line up to bask in the glory. No longer do the people have to wait, hoping upon hope that they can somehow speed-dial their way into the show for the chance that the Great 1 might be in the mood and agree to do them the honor of awarding them with an audible of 1st Levinitard Deluxe. The Great 1 is busy and not at all in any kind of mood to be wasting any time on anything not absolutely necessary as are all of us because the statists never sleep in their long march to enslave us all. Says Alpha Dog Company Leader: "This is precisely why we dogs have taken the decision to take matters into our own paws and venture forth across the globe. We dogs will spread out and we will not rest Levinitizing everybody in sight and every which way until the day when Liberty is proclaimed Victorious over tyranny throughout all the land unto all the inhabitants there in, or until we effect climate change, whichever comes first." LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2010 Marti J Hughes