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Artur I. Phartoonian does it again with his award winning and insightful snassle book a “how to” “snassle” learn snasslism become a successful snasslite for $29.99. This informative snassle guide will help you to publish award winning “TBA’s” get fans to your fan club. Form networking cliques to get you comment points on how to write sensational attention getting comments or how to dish those you envy…why wait buy this astounding book for only $29.99 and offset the low 10% return you get on your artwork. Discover how you too can hire someone else to create your work the benefits of multiple galleries using art from the “MANS” own source….amazing yes like a Ponzi scheme it works find out for only $29.99. Tips on how and why the editors pick what they pick and who is asleep at the wheel. How to avoid being censored by the interns at the snassle campus central get the direct telephone hot line for only $29.99. An interview with Guru Tosh some quips from the team and yes for only $29.99 become the hottest selling snassler dazzler snasslite. Snasslism is not for the dabbler but for the hardcore snasslite willing to succeed against all odds a bargain a steal for $29.99 get snassled NOW! If not for yourself think about the kids pocket money or your lotto fund you must buy this NOW! Art is business get educated buy snassle Now! Oh yes have a nice day! Coming soon “montdragon how to make noise” and the secrets of “southwest design or artwork” and the “inspiration of fine artist...’turpentine’ or don’t drink the water if it is water based paint” with the blockbuster “Who is the MAN?” Disclaimer this is a spoof but if the shoe fits it must be your size or someone else’s shoe and that is not hygienic so laugh…snassler.

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Artur I. Phartoonian does it again with his award winning and insightful snassle book a “how to” “snassle” learn snasslism become a successful snasslite for $29.99. This informative snassle guide will help you to publish award winning “TBA’s” get fans to your fan club. Form networking cliques to get you comment points on how to write sensational attention getting comments or how to dish those you envy…why wait buy this astounding book for only $29.99 and offset the low 10% return you get on your artwork. Discover how you too can hire someone else to create your work the benefits of multiple galleries using art from the “MANS” own source….amazing yes like a Ponzi scheme it works find out for only $29.99. Tips on how and why the editors pick what they pick and who is asleep at the wheel. How to avoid being censored by the interns at the snassle campus central get the direct telephone hot line for only $29.99. An interview with Guru Tosh some quips from the team and yes for only $29.99 become the hottest selling snassler dazzler snasslite. Snasslism is not for the dabbler but for the hardcore snasslite willing to succeed against all odds a bargain a steal for $29.99 get snassled NOW! If not for yourself think about the kids pocket money or your lotto fund you must buy this NOW! Art is business get educated buy snassle Now! Oh yes have a nice day! Coming soon “montdragon how to make noise” and the secrets of “southwest design or artwork” and the “inspiration of fine artist...’turpentine’ or don’t drink the water if it is water based paint” with the blockbuster “Who is the MAN?” Disclaimer this is a spoof but if the shoe fits it must be your size or someone else’s shoe and that is not hygienic so laugh…snassler.
created by montdragon (2/28/2007 4:38 PM)

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KirstenEdwards said 5/31/2008

LOL! Good one Valente! Only you! Belated congrats on your award too! Thanks for the great comment and for likin' all my stuff! have a fantabulous weekend! :)

MickeyElvis said 5/29/2008

lol Great piece Montdragon! 5*****

photosplus said 9/12/2007

Montdragon

i t should say could not help and laugh at lots of things..... PP, See what did I tell you, lol, lol

photosplus said 9/12/2007

montdragon

I strolled threw your work and could not stop and laugh at alot of things, but this really caught my eye, maybe cause i am a dummy, i don't know, lol, PP I love it...

xfinity7 said 3/25/2007

"become the hottest selling snassler dazzler snasslite" -(say that 3x fast!).. lol Your description makes me want to buy it - very funny.

Ricaso_Art said 3/25/2007

youre very funny mont ... love your style

jojosstuff said 3/24/2007

hheeheheeehehe....oh golly..... beautiful! Just beautiful!

montdragon said 3/18/2007

CC no one fits any category snassle is my “homage” to snassle and snasslers, lampoons are and always will be a tributes. Intelligent smart and bright people get it “Hasty Pudding” “Razzes” etc and enjoy the fun and acknowledgement it attributes to them. I want to thank anyone who made comments and read “Disclaimer this is a spoof but if the shoe fits it must be your size or someone else’s shoe and that is not hygienic so laugh…snassler.” I am a snassler too…illiteracy is rampant and comprehension escapes some….have a snassling day or goooo…day too! The shoe fits me, it is just my size too.

clarachandler said 3/18/2007

Just now saw this one, Monty.

Funnier than hell. Now I'm wondering which category I fit into -- housewives, or monkeys! LOL

Occitania said 3/5/2007

Wow!

You've got an award? How did you manage this?? Following your own advice hey?! :-) This book is very tempting!

Riviere said 3/4/2007

Je ne comprends pas ! Michélou

Mark_Killingsworth said 3/1/2007

Bravo!

The product doesn't mention them putting almost $2000 in DUPLICATE holds in one month on my debit card denying me access to my own money! The last duplicate hold was when I was going out of the country and could have had serious results. I emailed them about the problem, left phone messages, and have received no reply in over 3 months. Maybe a complaint to the Better Business Bureau of the Federal Trade Commission might get better results!

Donamaria said 3/1/2007

Giacomo!

Meant to comment when I was here early today..sorry for the delay! LOLOLOL!!! As good as the first one in the series, if not better and certainly FUNNIER! Don't think you'll be getting any awards from the powers that be, any time soon, but you aren't here for that anyway, are you? ;)

baxiemur said 3/1/2007

When is the book signing? ;)

WitchHazel said 3/1/2007

This little Fairywoods is so sappy!! Sappy, sappy, sappy!!!

I want to know about this book, I want to be an "award-winning" rose! I had high hopes for myself too, I want to reach the top favorite artworks, I want to know how some Galleries get so many hits/day, I want the best, I want all the secrets, and I want especially to beat this green icon below! Bragova:!@#$@$^@#$& - and: !#$#$%&& - I want to snassle big time!! FairyWoods: wake up!!

FairyWoods said 3/1/2007

Sorry for the "n" it should have read "m" for humour!! Thank you.

FairyWoods said 3/1/2007

Montdragon!

I find this page/project to be refreshing! With a dash of honesty, a sprinkle of hunour, and more than a spark of intelligence! Here at Fairy Woods we like that, we like to believe that this world is more than what it shows and that "chevaliers" are really "chevaliers" and daring. And we also are interested in learning the secrets behind the "Editors Picks-du-Jour" so we are indeed interested in this book, and its sequels! On behalf of all us at Fairy Woods, merci.

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