Soygoop Green gives you the extra Oomph! that you need to outrun and outsmart the nice young men in their clean white coats driving their big bad garbage trucks, even those souped-up green jobs with the twice pipes and the blacked-out thousand wire magnetium wheels. Best of all Soygoop Green tastes like, uh, it tastes like, uh... Well, anyway, let's just say that you've gotta taste it! It's Festerrific! I kid you not. It'll make you wanna do the Hamster Dance I'll bet. Maybe not. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes
You’ve really gotta hand it to them Leprechaun guys. They sure do have a great sense O' humor. Ol' Fester relieves 'em of their pots O' gold every time they meet-up at the pub and every time those Leprechauns endeavor to one-up the last practical joke they played on the Fest Man to get back at him. Well well well, Ol' Fester got the biggest kick out of watching a video of himself in 4-D no less on what the Leprechauns claim is just one of their 137G Nphones. Fester says he never saw any phone and the Leprechaun guys said they all left their phones back in their caves. They say they can access them anyway no matter if they have 'em with them or not. Then they all signaled to each other by touching the sides of their noses. It was like they were communicating to each other. Something like: “So, do you think he’s buying any of this?” They then pulled up the Intergalactic Web out of thin air and played the video right in the sky in front of Ol' Fester. Fester watched in amazement as he performed a Miss Bearol Green-Hair Color Beer commercial and his fur was green. Fester says he has absolutely no memory whatsoever of any such goings-on and he wondered how did they pull that off. Fester prides himself as a king of practical jokes and he said as practical jokes go that was a really really good one. He says he recalls waking up one morning in a cold sweatshirt; his fur was all tingly and standing on end. He floated rather than climbed out of the dumpster and his fur was so foofed-out that he had to turn sideways and get a running start to fit through the door of his tour bus. His cat friends came by to see him but they all stayed back twenty feet and told Fester he needed to get a good grip on a ground wire or something. He was frizzin' them out. Then his dog buddies happened by and when they crossed over the twenty foot invisible line they broke into Fire-Engine Howls and they kept on a howlin' till they ventured away twenty feet or so. Fester told them all of a strange dream he had of being in a Holly Woodland movie and that he was the Star of that movie. In this dream make-up was applied by little blue beauticians. Then suddenly he was being chased all over Gnu Yak City by nice young men in their clean white coats driving garbage trucks. Then flash, the scene changed once again and he found himself lying on a big round sandstone table with a cork backing in a big, a really big round room with only one wall. Wait, it wasn't a wall, it was a dome. On this, the entire inside of this dome above Fester was projected a series of silent movies, nature film shorts thingies or something. In the background there was soothing classical music playing softly. The blue beauticians were now ushers and their bosses, who were a little taller, were a sick grey color and appeared to be holding something that looked like a flashlight but it could have been something else. Their bosses were doctors? They were really tall and pencil thin and as pale as jelly fishes. He remembers thinking to himself: "Where are all of my Leprechaun drinkin' buddies. I don't recognize any of these actors. The next thing he recalls is getting smacked right smack in the smacker with an half-full tub of Wayward Humphrey's Bogurt and thinking to himself this stuff is Festerrific! He has no idea where that came from but he couldn’t help but taste it. He said it tasted like, uh... The goop had a taste akin to an utterance from some sort of soy cow or, you know something like that. Anyway, it was green and it was gooey. Boy howdy was it ever gooey. He cleaned himself off as best as he could with what was available which was a large trash bag of leaves and rose out of the dumpster. Fester wants to know where he can get an earphone for his new Nosephone which just so happened to be waiting for him on the driver's seat of his tour bus after he awoke from "the dream". LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes
Miss Bearol Green Hair Color Beer Commercial_
How Much Green Beer Is Too Much?
Only Your Beardresser Knows For Sure
Me Mudduh is a Blue-Haired beauty. Thanks to Miss Bearol Blue-Hair Color her hair doo looks oh so natural. I've been told and I've often heard it said that I've only one life to live, so they say, so I say let me live it as a Green-Hair. Thanks to Miss Bearol Green-Hair Color Beer I can have Green Hair and drink it too, uh, so to speak. You know Dodo; I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore. Hey, are you guys sure I'm supposed to read that line? Ask my bear dresser? What? The part of Miss Bearol was played by Fester the OktoBear. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes