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Star Trek- Reasons Why Kirk is Better than Picard T-shirt by doctorrich

1. Kirk collects antique guns. Picard collects antique matrioshka nesting dolls. 2. Picard is from France. 3. Picard once wore formal Klingon robes for a Klingon ceremony. If Kirk ever wore Klingon robes it would be because he took them off a dead Klingon. 4. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we say more?) 5. Kirk once said: “You’re the Captain’s woman till he says your not.” 6. Picard’s engineer wears goofy wrap-around sunglasses. Kirk’s engineer wears a kilt and can drink you under the table. 7. Kirk fought the Greek god Apollo. And won. 8. Kirk would have slept with Beverly Crusher by episode two. 9. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily. 10. Picard grew up on a quaint little French vineyard, squishing grapes with his toes, while Kirk slung bails of wheat and hay in Iowa to put himself through school. 12. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty.” 13. Kirk ate little colored cubes and still remained relatively healthy. 14. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology. 15. Picard hasn't fathered any children; Kirk -- probably millions.

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1. Kirk collects antique guns. Picard collects antique matrioshka nesting dolls. 2. Picard is from France. 3. Picard once wore formal Klingon robes for a Klingon ceremony. If Kirk ever wore Klingon robes it would be because he took them off a dead Klingon. 4. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we say more?) 5. Kirk once said: “You’re the Captain’s woman till he says your not.” 6. Picard’s engineer wears goofy wrap-around sunglasses. Kirk’s engineer wears a kilt and can drink you under the table. 7. Kirk fought the Greek god Apollo. And won. 8. Kirk would have slept with Beverly Crusher by episode two. 9. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily. 10. Picard grew up on a quaint little French vineyard, squishing grapes with his toes, while Kirk slung bails of wheat and hay in Iowa to put himself through school. 12. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty.” 13. Kirk ate little colored cubes and still remained relatively healthy. 14. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology. 15. Picard hasn't fathered any children; Kirk -- probably millions.
created by doctorrich (8/19/2006 6:00 PM)

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LauraJeff said 6/4/2007

Kirk was a pimp!

Love it!

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