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Over the course of my career as a gagwriter and cartoonist, I've had to slant to editors from Penthouse to Good Housekeeping to Highlights For Children. Consequently, my work ranges from the provocative to the appallingly cute. I hope to add three or four products a day, so please BOOKMARK me and stop back often. If you like what you see, I would very much appreciate it if you would rate your favorites and leave a comment. Thank you!

FACT: Scientific studies at major universities around the globe have proven conclusively that regular use of Swisstoons products (1) eliminates fine lines and wrinkles, (2) prevents baldness, (3) slows aging, (4) reverses global warming, and (5) promotes world peace!

Okay, okay....I lied about the studies at the major universities. But I bet all the rest of it's TRUE!!!

PLEASE NOTE: To everyone who has made a purchase...and to each of you who has EMAILED my gallery link to family members and friends whose days you felt might be brightened by a chuckle or two....THANK YOU!

Welcome to Pyongyang! Or is it Berlin, 1933....? If this group were backing a REPUBLICAN, would the Mainstream Media report it? You're darned right they would; every day until Election Day. We would never hear the end of it.

SOMETHING NEW! Sarah Palin fought the corrupt REPUBLICAN establishment in Alaska--her OWN party--and WON! What do her fellow Alaskans think of her? They give her an astounding 80% approval rating! This is one tough cookie...and exactly what we need in Washington!