Description: It doesn't seem to matter what description is put here. Illiterate people (aka American High School Students) are stupid and should know how to read because there is plenty of opportunity to learn because you learned how to watch tv you deadbeat! Optimistic View: If you are illiterate this shirt says anything you want it to say! Pessimistic View: If you're not illiterate you'll have to tell some moron what this says because you're too lazy to teach them how to read, shame on you. *Note, reading with a funny accent is not the same thing as being illiterate.