by Evil Crayon. Not what granny had in mind when she went to the grocery store; this is often what it feels like when bombarded with ads, though! * * * * *Evil Crayon is a series of single-panel cartoons. We take common words, phrases & idioms and create wickedly funny visual puns—hey, it's not rocket surgery! Give the gift of bizarre humor to your friends, enemies, co-workers, and relatives. We hope you enjoy all of our products and become a part of our growing online fan-base at www.evilcrayon.com. Cheers!