Three signs your crippled friend is drunk
Back of Shirt:
1. They are walking as straight as your able-bodied ass!!
2. Their speech is suddenly understandable, unlike that "cripple speak it took you months to get use to when you first started hanging out!!
3. They can pass all portions of a field sobriety test, well almost!!
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An affordable alternative heavyweight t-shirt. Pre-shrunk, 5.5 ounce 100% cotton. Double-needle stitched bottom and sleeve hems. Imported.
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The Drunk Cripple
Drinking T-Shirt
Three signs your crippled friend is drunk
Back of Shirt:
1. They are walking as straight as your able-bodied ass!!
2. Their speech is suddenly understandable, unlike that "cripple speak it took you months to get use to when you first started hanging out!!
3. They can pass all portions of a field sobriety test, well almost!!
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