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The Lengths You Go To: Poems from penis spam 2013 Wall Calendars

Each page of this calendar features a poem by Beth Winegarner, taken from penis-enlargement and erectile-dysfunction spam. Photos by Beth Winegarner and by Flickr users, licensed under Creative Commons.

Sample poem:
Violate all Her Holes

Intimacy-improving tonic:
get hose growth every day.
When your hose has enough power
to work for hours, every babe wants you.
Get better in making it with her.
Violate all her holes.

make sure your text does not overlap the safety region (shown in red)

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Two Page

Make every day count with your custom calendar. Add your own special photographs, images, and text for each month of this two-page calendar. Start your design from scratch or customize your choice of unique templates.

High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing.
Choose from 13 unique styles for dates and holidays.
Optional start and end dates.
Wire-o binding in 7 different colors.
Available in three sizes – Standard, Small, and Huge.

Standard, 11"x17"

White

The Lengths You Go To: Poems from penis spam 2013 Wall Calendars

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