The Varmint Man Way Shirts
The comic book world of Hurl hurtles through the dark matter of space-time so fast it would make you sick to your stomach. The good varmint men and women who live on the surface of this big wet ball of rock are well used to it though. They know deep down in their innards that a new uneasy, queasy feeling is warning of something far more ominous. Through the spewing of spin, pointing of fingers, bad mouthing, and deceit a relatively small mob of bad, bad varmint conmen and women have turned good varmint men and women against their fellow countryvarmintmen and women. They are seizing all power, property, and Liberty, they say, for the good of all, especially for all of the little relative itties. V parties have formed overnight in ever increasing numbers in mega cities such as Puke, Ralph, and Yak, and throughout all the land. Good varmint men and women are standing up and vowing to fire them all and send them all packing. "These barfbags swore an oath to protect and defend the unalienable rights our creator endowed upon every varmint man and varmint woman and varmint ittie" one V-party person was overheard to say. "Among these rights are life, Liberty, and the pursuit of the Happy Ness Monster." We're still fact checking that last bit. Administration officials, who wish to remain anonymers, (as is usually the case), say they fear their party will be unmercifully skwoooshed in the upcoming election, some fear of being forever exiled to Bamzoom Moonalice. I am Varmint Man Lime-Puke The Varmint Man Way T-shirt. "It's such a nice green. It kind of reminds you of home, don't it?" "Yeah it does." "It's like what Blimptinite is to Varmint Man ain't it?" "No, not really." "Pfshaw! Really." "It really grabs you and snurggles you right in, don't it? Just like the Happy Ness Monster after another one of it’s gnus benders." "Oh, be honest, you don't really want to go there do you, bud? Yeah, I didn't think so." "What?" You know, you can get this The Varmint Man Way T-shirt in a color that's not so scary and you can transfer the Text image to a Dark T or a Sweatshirt. Just venture, if you dare, into the Customize It! zone and click 2. Choose your style and color. Oooooooh! Then see how hard it is to be the decider, then turn to your invisible friend sitting next to you, and with a straight face, tell him or her that you can too still smell the Happy Ness Guy's breath on the back of your neck like it happened only yesterday. Then be honest with your invisible friend. He's way ahead of you. YUCK! It's that care package that arrived from Hurl three hours ago that you devoured in a Gnu Yak minute and it’s making its "presents" known again and again and again. Get back, get, back, get back. Go back in time and eat a dirt clod and a biscuit before you do anything like wolf down home "cooked" food again, then swim five miles and wait five minutes. I think that's what you're supposed to do in these sorts of cases. Are you Varmint Man enough, Varmint Man enough to wear an I am Varmint Man Lime-Puke Green The Varmint Man Way T-shirt but you are not Varmint Man enough to declare to all the weirdoes "I am Varmint Man - Beware of projectile varmints" Massive deployminx of platoon after platoon of ballistic balloonist counter-platitudinous platypus pusses packing magnesium banana magazine bull moose bazookas, that's the Varmint Man way? You could easily delete the The Varmint Man Way text image and just buy the green T-shirt, problem solved. If that is the case then that's Right On. By simply reading this you have agreed to join and frankfurthermore you cannot unjoin. You are still Varmint Man but by deleting the image and buying the green T you have agreed to become a member of the Varmint Man Underground. I cannot say anything more about this than that or the other ting. A precautionary note: "Deleting" the The Varmint Man Way text does not actually delete the The Varmint Man Way text. It only transmogramificates it to it's original invisible form so as a member in bad standing only true Varmint Men and Varmint Women can see it. If, however, you happen to, due to no actions of your own, become a member in good standing then I am compelled to refer you to Title 50-Section 18-Rule 51-Paragraph 9 of CAT RULES and Regulations, but only the parts concerning hairballs. Disregard everything pertaining to CATS being seen and not herded. Speaking of your own images. Add images of your own. Add text. Remove images of your own. Remove text. Put all of the images and text back again. It's Whey Fun. It's the American Whey so get down AND get funky with your bad self. Surf's Up! -_- No Drones -_- Bonini Beach Surfboards -_- Bonini Beach Surf Ace Street DX -_- MJ12CLUB.COM -_- http://www.Zazzle.com/MJ12club* -_- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J. Hughes; All rights reserved.