Who among us does not occasionally need a reminder of the first and only rule of Internet Not-Fight Club? Captured here in glorious black and white is a startlingly lifelike depiction of bearded Wil Wheaton* descending from Mount Science with Ceiling Cat's commandment to the masses.
Guaranteed to make the internet 9000% better.**
* Not actually Wil Wheaton.
** Guarantee not guaranteed. But it should be.