Who said you can’t take it with you? You can take just about everything with you in this Jumbo Tote. It holds groceries, books, kids’ toys, beach stuff, you name it. Made from 100% cotton, it has a squared off bottom and extra long natural web handles. 20"w x14.5"h x4.5"d.
Warning Unfit For Zombie Consumption Jumbo Tote Bag
Are you worried about a zombie apocalypse? Do you wish you had some way to buy yourself more time in the case the dead walk? How about a warning sign declaring you unfit for zombie consumption? Can Zombies read?
Who knows! It's funny anyway! In our tests, here at TheFrozenDuck, people wearing this design had a 79% better chance of survival than people bound to a tree. Get yours today!