Santa Claus is getting annoyed. Everyone who see's him calls him a ho. He hears you screaming it; Merry Christmas ho, HO, Ho ho!
Santa says WTF?
He brings you gifts, he watches you sleep (WHAT?! what is wrong with that? Nothing!), he climbs down your chimney - but NEVER into your bed (not ALL of you, anyway). So, who you callin' a ho?