I hate mustaches -- http://datewrecks.com/?p=957
"I turned to my mother and said “I need a come up with a good title for my blog about mustaches tonight.”
She says, without hesitation, “You know, they used to call them womb brooms.”
I blinked and said “Womb grooms?”
She scoffed and corrected me, “Womb brooms.”
My dad walks in and mom says to dad, “Dal, what’s a womb broom?”
Dad looks at me, as if I can give him the answer. Total deer in headlights moment.
“Well, I… I don’t know.”
Life here is a trip, man. Seriously."