I hate mustaches -- http://datewrecks.com/?p=957 "I turned to my mother and said “I need a come up with a good title for my blog about mustaches tonight.” She says, without hesitation, “You know, they used to call them womb brooms.” I blinked and said “Womb grooms?” She scoffed and corrected me, “Womb brooms.” My dad walks in and mom says to dad, “Dal, what’s a womb broom?” Dad looks at me, as if I can give him the answer. Total deer in headlights moment. “Well, I… I don’t know.” Life here is a trip, man. Seriously."