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Yo Festers: The Three Months Of Octoberfestivus 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug
Sure yer uncle what werked out to the genetic engineerin' plant had his own octobear. He raised it up from a cub when it showed up to his cabin door one mornin' back in the roarin' '90s. His OctoBear which he named Fester, no relation, also drank the beers, but he always drank responsible like. He never had more'n four. He wus a great ol' OctoBear that Fester wus. He come up with the best gags an' practical jokes to play on folk, and he could juggle 'til yer brain got all twisty like. Then one day when yer ol' uncle, uh, uncle, uh, awe heck when yer uncle Uncle was scarin' up some food the authorities come a askin' 'bout ol' Fester. Twas a good thing Fester had hooked up with the circus that summer or he'd problee never'n been seen nor hear'd from ag'in. That ol' Fester, if'n he were one thing, he were one smart bear, and fast! He were like a four by four by four. No, that octobear what they got cooped up over to the zoo, that ain't yer uncle's Fester the Octobear. Shhheeeeooooot Far, why he don't even drink the beers. Maybe it's on account that them thar zook-eepers don't ever let him have none. No, that ain't ol' Fester. That OctoBear is just sad. Poor other Fester the other OctoBear. Fester the Octobear were a friend o' mine. Matter o' fact I performed with ol' Fester. Fester were a happy OctoBear. That ain't no Fester. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2010 Marti J. Hughes