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You suck at parking. (Leave under wiper blade) Business Cards
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Size: Business, 3.5" x 2.0", 100 pack

Stand out from the crowd with custom business cards. Upload your own logo, photo, or graphic, or use a pre-existing template. Zazzle business cards are professionally printed for all of your networking needs. Customize each side of your business card and choose from hundreds of font styles for free!

  • 2" x 3.5" – Classic Business Card
  • Choose from eight types of premium card stock.
  • FREE Full-bleed, full-color printing on both sides.
  • Save with bulk orders!
  • Skinny and chubby profile cards also available.
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note this product’s customizable design area measures 2" x 3.5".
Paper Type: White
This 110lb, ultra white card stock is a great choice if you are looking for the very best quality and feel.
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You suck at parking. (Leave under wiper blade)
Hey... You suck at parking Seriously.Business card size. Perfect for placing under someone's wiper blade.The next time you see someone parked like an A-hole, wouldn't it be nice to have one of these cards to let them know how you feel?
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5 star:
6463
4 star:
1275
3 star:
285
2 star:
137
1 star:
140
96% reviewers would recommend this to a friend
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Reviewed by A Sassy User 3/5/2014
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Product Quality: Excellent
Print Quality: Excellent
Recommended: Yes
Shipped on time: Yes
About the product:
The card itself was high quality, durable, and looked mighty sharp. The text was aggressive and sassy. This card definitely deserves a 5/5. The only thing I would change about the product would be the logo on the back.. It's just advertising for whomever produces the card, I presume.
About the print:
The text was crisp and punchy- I have no complaints. It gets the job done!
Reviewed by Flapjack 2/3/2013
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Product Quality: Excellent
Print Quality: Excellent
Recommended: Yes
Recommended for: Myself
Shipped on time: Yes
About the product:
I've been looking for this my whole life. It saves a ton of time and paper, letting dummies know how they're doing.
About the print:
Perfect. Exactly as shown in the website.
Reviewed by Sarah Legg 1/6/2013
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Product Quality: Excellent
Print Quality: Excellent
Recommended: Yes
Recommended for: Christmas
Shipped on time: Yes
About the product:
The website was easy to use. My product came in the mail very fast and intact. There was no damage to the product at all. My husband had seen these cards on the internet and really wanted them. He was so excited to get them and has been sharing them with all his friends. I will definately be buying from Zazzle in the future. Very satisfied!
About the print:
Everything came just the way I ordered it. The print quality is great!
Reviewed by angelfan 7/23/2012
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Product Quality: Excellent
Print Quality: Excellent
Recommended: Yes
Recommended for: Myself
Shipped on time: Yes
About the product:
Loved this card! I have been lucky and I have not had to use them yet! Great gift for someone who gets ticked off easily! Lot of fun.
About the print:
Printing was fine....got the cards fairly quick.
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By mikes_photo_designs, 3/9/2012 about
Just be sure not to leave any fingerprints on the card :O
By jessica91582, 3/6/2012 about
Too funny!!
"Hilarious!"
By Tammy Winand, 2/3/2012 about
What a clever idea!
By iBella, 1/8/2012 about
great design!
"Great design"
By artNimages, 10/5/2011 about
Why didn't I see this card, last week!!
By Nightmareartist, 9/3/2011 about
Most excellent. Five stars!
By MN, 8/23/2011 about
OMG, I love it and I so need it! Awesome work!
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Product ID: 240973273195311579
Made on: 8/8/2010 2:01 AM
Rating: PG-13 Report this product
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